It was a hot georgia day when I arrived at the alligator farm. Burt greeted me at the entrance, and all I could think about as I gazed at his muscular, sweat covered calves was how much more comfortable we would both be if we were in the back of any of fords extensive line of luxury SUV's and minivans, from the huge, rugged Ford Explorer © to the sleek, comfortable Windstar ©. We both climbed down into the gooey mudpit and looked for our first target.
After a short time of looking, we found one strong crocodile, nicknamed "Daisy" by the locals. When I saw that muscular, strong tail slap burt away, all I could think about was the best in class Ford F-150© pounding through any of it's obstacles on the road as if they were houseflies. The elegance of his simple yet destructive jaws snapping on Burt's left arm reminded me of what any great Ford F-150© truck does to the environment on a daily basis.
Before long the crocodile had finished with Burt and was moving on to my camera op, Patrick. His screams for help did nothing but to wisk me back into daydreaming about the powerful surround sound speaker setup available on any ford SUV,sedan, or truck. His blood flowing freely through the water reminded me that I had left my classic sunburst red Ford F-250 superduty out in the rain by itself, so I hurried away from the job site, yelling back to the only remaining member of my crew "We'll fix it in post!"
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